Despite what might look like a classic dogs vs. cats alley fight to some, wine people vs. beer people actually have plenty in common. But you can’t deny that these two tribes have some pretty obvious differences.
In the interest of not taking either of these libations too seriously, let’s take a look at 7 differences between wine people and beer people.
The Basic Betch
Beer Person: shot-gunning beer.
Wine Person: rosé all day.
The Stereotypical Snob
Beer Person: micros only.
Wine Person: “tear-wah!”
The One Everyone Hates
Beer Person: anything but IPA
Wine Person: anything but Chardonnay.
The Fancy Glass
Beer Person: owns a custom glass for each Belgian beer.
Wine Person: hand-blown titanium-based crystal… please don’t touch them.
The Food Platter
Beer Person: WIIiiiiinnnggssss. Preztels. And mustard.
Wine Person: Cheeeeeeeeeese. Olives. And pickles.
The Bottle Opening Conundrum
Beer Person: A well-placed tap on the edge of a countertop.
Wine Person: Hey, pull up Youtube… Does that shoe trick actually work?
The Hangover
Beer and Wine Person: Undeniable.
So I guess wine people vs. people isn’t really a thing. We have more in common than we thought!
What differences have you noticed in wine people vs. beer people? Tell us in the comments!